Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. Joe Rogan ambitiouscelebritygame Change image and share on social
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. Joe Rogan afraidheightrationally Change image and share on social
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. Joe Rogan censorfunnyhappen share on social
I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. Joe Rogan girlmeetsex Change image and share on social
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? Joe Rogan greattalk Change image and share on social
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. Joe Rogan actorbadtalk Change image and share on social
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. Joe Rogan chaoticdescribenonsensical Change image and share on social
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. Joe Rogan ambitioncomicguy Change image and share on social
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan actcrazygirlfriend Change image and share on social
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan backfunnyguy Change image and share on social
