If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? Joe Rogan greattalk Change image and share on social
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. Joe Rogan annoycomicconstantly Change image and share on social
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. Joe Rogan chaoticdescribenonsensical Change image and share on social
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. Joe Rogan blackcarechinese Change image and share on social
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan backfunnyguy Change image and share on social
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. Joe Rogan ambitioncomicguy Change image and share on social
I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC. Joe Rogan arthaveinvolve Change image and share on social
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan brilliantdavefoley share on social
You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture. Joe Rogan anymoreboardcommunicate share on social
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. Joe Rogan barecomedianhonest Change image and share on social