I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. Joe Rogan girlmeetsex Change image and share on social
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it? Joe Rogan greattalk Change image and share on social
The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both. Joe Rogan abilityartcomedy share on social
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Joe Rogan actcrazygirlfriend Change image and share on social
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. Joe Rogan commentatordreamimagination Change image and share on social
I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig. Joe Rogan actbizconstantly Change image and share on social
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan backfunnyguy Change image and share on social
On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed. Joe Rogan aclhaveknee Change image and share on social
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan brilliantdavefoley share on social
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt. Joe Rogan amazebodyconstantly share on social
