There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. Joe E. Lewis buymoneypoverty Change image and share on social
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. Joe E. Lewis bummanmoney Change image and share on social
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. Joe E. Lewis chasegirlremember Change image and share on social
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. Joe E. Lewis friendpestshow Change image and share on social
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses. Joe E. Lewis bladderdaydecide Change image and share on social