Joe E. Lewis

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

The judge decided in this case that both the state and the defense would have the opportunity to respond to certain kinds of press. This is one such instance.