Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand chocolategoodmake Change image and share on social
Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year plan. Jo Brand fatefulhappenlive Change image and share on social
Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone comes along and goes I want Thomas The Tank Engine on, and screams the place down until you put it on. Jo Brand childcommitengine share on social
I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others. Jo Brand dayesteemfix Change image and share on social
We women continue to swallow this line that it's unladylike or even proof of being a lesbian if you wear flat shoes like Doc Martens. I'm prepared to put up with that accusation, because at least my feet aren't killing me and I don't look like a bandy ostrich. Jo Brand accusationbandycontinue share on social
When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed. Jo Brand findnastywoodshed Change image and share on social
I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late. Jo Brand actionconsequenceconsideration Change image and share on social
My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she convinced some general to let her go with him. I don't know how she managed it. Jo Brand ambitiousarmybolshie share on social
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. Jo Brand boardcomedyhost Change image and share on social
I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people. Jo Brand cynicallotmain Change image and share on social
