Suffice to say, many women find their first appearance on a comedy panel show to be their last. Second chances seem to be given less often to the female of the species. Jo Brand appearancechancecomedy Change image and share on social
Even when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important. Jo Brand girlimportantnice Change image and share on social
I swam at school a lot. Long-distance swimming in pools, and diving, then when we moved to Hastings when I was 13 I used to swim in the sea all the time; I loved it out of season and when it was rough. Jo Brand distancedivehasting share on social
Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the initial style you couldn't watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me. Jo Brand attemptbiteinitial Change image and share on social
They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more. Jo Brand colddisheat Change image and share on social
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife. Jo Brand breadknifehankyheart Change image and share on social
I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad was the local vicar, and so it was expected as her best friend that I would go to church every Sunday with her. Jo Brand bellbenendenchurch share on social
Let's face it: I am not a professional runner. Jo Brand faceprofessionalrunner Change image and share on social