With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get. Jo Brand chancechildintend Change image and share on social
My personal opinion is that you can't be racist towards white people. You can be prejudiced about them, but being prejudiced isn't an illegal act, whereas being racist can be. Jo Brand actillegalopinion Change image and share on social
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. Jo Brand anorexicfatmirror Change image and share on social
I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully. Jo Brand childhideoushour Change image and share on social
When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time. Jo Brand childhousesmell Change image and share on social
Anybody who has had the pleasure of reading an article about themselves in the press knows that, on the whole, there is a huge amount of inaccuracy, value judgment and the use of a crowbar to insert editorial bias that reflects the current political leaning of that particular paper. Jo Brand amountarticlebias share on social
I swam at school a lot. Long-distance swimming in pools, and diving, then when we moved to Hastings when I was 13 I used to swim in the sea all the time; I loved it out of season and when it was rough. Jo Brand distancedivehasting share on social
I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. Jo Brand ageborecandidate Change image and share on social
Each generation has a backlash against the generation before. Jo Brand backlashgeneration Change image and share on social
I love everything about books. I love the content, the way they look and even the lovely way they smell. I think a book collection says something about you as a person, and certainly my books are something I'd want to pass on for future generations. Jo Brand bookcollectioncontent share on social
