It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally. Jo Brand difficulthecklelearn Change image and share on social
Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year plan. Jo Brand fatefulhappenlive Change image and share on social
Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky. Jo Brand darkmagnifynight Change image and share on social
By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout. Jo Brand bedbitecopout Change image and share on social
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand chocolategoodmake Change image and share on social
I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is what I hope I'm doing. Jo Brand addbitecheerful Change image and share on social
Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone comes along and goes I want Thomas The Tank Engine on, and screams the place down until you put it on. Jo Brand childcommitengine share on social
I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully. Jo Brand childhideoushour Change image and share on social
There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go. Jo Brand backbiscuitcupboard Change image and share on social
I'm just trying to spread the word and upturn the myth that actually you should be resting after cancer treatment. You shouldn't; you should be getting out and doing any kind of exercise you can. You don't have to run a marathon, but you just have to up your activity levels. Jo Brand activitycancerexercise share on social