What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fat funny marathon
My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it. Jo Brand attitudebotherengineer share on social
My mum and my husband are from Irish backgrounds, so we have a lot of potatoes. Chips, mashed, boiled, new potatoes, I love them all. Even the slightly wonky ones like Duchess potatoes that go up in a little spiral. Jo Brand backgroundboilchip share on social
Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning. Jo Brand childfabmake Change image and share on social
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. Jesse Ventura fatfaultgland Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. Ivanka Trump approachbiglife Change image and share on social
