Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. Jimmy Fallon dudefatgiant Change image and share on social
Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.' Jimmy Fallon chargegarbageimportant Change image and share on social
Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect. Jimmy Fallon linemovieperfect Change image and share on social
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate. Jimmy Fallon babybunchsurrogate Change image and share on social
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.' Jimmy Fallon actorarnoldcalifornia share on social
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. Jimmy Fallon fangottared Change image and share on social
I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.' Jimmy Fallon beatbedroomentire Change image and share on social
It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy. Jimmy Fallon cutesykeyreality Change image and share on social
I like to see people laugh who are normally serious. Jimmy Fallon laughpeople Change image and share on social
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. Jimmy Fallon foodhorsehorseradish Change image and share on social
