Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking. Jimmy Fallon americaamplifyaudience Change image and share on social
L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps. Jimmy Fallon broadwaycityeat Change image and share on social
I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up. Jimmy Fallon kickpeople Change image and share on social
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. Jimmy Fallon asleepattentiondumb Change image and share on social
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. Jimmy Fallon conanfunnyland Change image and share on social
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. Jimmy Fallon idiotreachreason Change image and share on social
I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed. Jimmy Fallon carsingsoundproof Change image and share on social
Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.' Jimmy Fallon peoplepersonphotogenic Change image and share on social
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. Jimmy Fallon foodhorsehorseradish Change image and share on social
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate. Jimmy Fallon babybunchsurrogate Change image and share on social