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Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

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These are some quotes by American author Jimmy Fallon Comedian, who was born on September 19, 1974.

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My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.

My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.

Jimmy Fallon

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Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

Jimmy Fallon

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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.

Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.

Jimmy Fallon

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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Jesse Ventura

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Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

Honore de Balzac

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Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.

Colin Hanks

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