Jimmy Carter

Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.

We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Fame is like the dessert that comes with your achievements - it's not an achievement in itself, but sometimes it can overpower the work.