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Jimmy Carr

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

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These are some quotes by English author Jimmy Carr Comedian, who was born on September 15, 1972.

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I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

Jimmy Carr

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There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

Jimmy Carr

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I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Jimmy Carr

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To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn't need to find that gag in a line.

To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn't need to find that gag in a line.

Ashley Jensen

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Having a Congress with a more diverse educational and professional background would serve the country well. And given the budget challenges facing America today, we might benefit from a few more cold, calculating problem solvers, and fewer courtroom impresarios.

John Sununu

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Community colleges provide higher education where people live, helping to build strong ladders of opportunity that allow people to secure a foothold in the middle class.

Community colleges provide higher education where people live, helping to build strong ladders of opportunity that allow people to secure a foothold in the middle class.

Thomas Perez

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