There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores. Ike Barinholtz actualalcoholbad Change image and share on social
I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. Ike Barinholtz bigcommercialcouple Change image and share on social
I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows. Ike Barinholtz eastboundfanfavorite Change image and share on social
We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the rule is when I'm over double her weight, it's over. Ike Barinholtz decidedoublefat Change image and share on social
I used to teach improv courses in Amsterdam where we would do team-building exercises, and they can go south very quickly. Ike Barinholtz amsterdambuildcourse Change image and share on social
I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results in a $35 fine, and one is nonsense. Ike Barinholtz adverselyaffectfine Change image and share on social
It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or a boyfriend, get it out, fight, be angry for five minutes, and then move past it. Don't let it fester; don't hold a grudge. If you do, that's when it will get worse and worse. Ike Barinholtz angryarguebadly share on social
I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I'm there. Let's just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I'm constantly being roasted by my wife. Ike Barinholtz buttonconstantlydog share on social
Right away when I got to college, I realized that being a politician sucks. It's really hard! It wasn't for me. B.J. Novak is convinced that I will run for mayor of Chicago at some point. He begs me to do it. It'd be a tough gig, but I was always very attracted to the idea of helping people and trying to make the city a better place. Ike Barinholtz attractbegchicago share on social
I love 'Love Actually.' 'Love Actually,' there's, like, nine stories in that movie. Three of them are good. But watching that movie, I get emotional, I get choked up, my wife makes fun of me. I don't know if as you get older you get sappier and sentimental. Ike Barinholtz chokeemotionalfun share on social