Jessica Simpson

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'

I thank Marc Jacobs so much for giving me the opportunity to design a shoe for Louis Vuitton, but the thing that broke my heart most was when they said, 'You're finished. The shoe's finished.'

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.