A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bawl beat fart
My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! Jenny Eclair bossybrotherold Change image and share on social
Moderation is never something I've been good at. Jenny Eclair goodhavemoderation Change image and share on social
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem. Jenny Eclair bitedeckdecker Change image and share on social
I remember Detroit feeling really unsafe, feeling scared a lot. Our house was broken into, our car was stolen, we had to get a watchdog, we would get beat up in the street, I had my bike stolen. There was just a lot of real anarchy on the streets and sidewalks. Sufjan Stevens anarchybeatbike share on social
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social
I love crying at romantic movies like 'The Notebook.' I'm always bawling. Fergie bawlcrylove Change image and share on social