I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.' Jenny Eclair deathdieheadstone Change image and share on social
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls. Jenny Eclair curldeadhair Change image and share on social
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart. Jenny Eclair comedygodheart Change image and share on social
Moderation is never something I've been good at. Jenny Eclair goodhavemoderation Change image and share on social
I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at. Jenny Eclair goodhavehigh Change image and share on social
I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with. Jenny Eclair commonlotpeople Change image and share on social
I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. Jenny Eclair glassshortsight Change image and share on social
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair bawlbeatfart Change image and share on social
