I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. Jenny Eclair comedyfunnyhate Change image and share on social
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls. Jenny Eclair curldeadhair Change image and share on social
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart. Jenny Eclair comedygodheart Change image and share on social
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo. Jenny Eclair badboobreakfast Change image and share on social
Moderation is never something I've been good at. Jenny Eclair goodhavemoderation Change image and share on social
I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic. Jenny Eclair attentioncomicplan Change image and share on social
I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with. Jenny Eclair commonlotpeople Change image and share on social
Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable. Jenny Eclair disposablefamilything Change image and share on social
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga. Jenny Eclair 1970saccessorisearmy share on social
The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised. Jenny Eclair convincedreadfulexpectation share on social
