I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation. Jenny Eclair displayincrediblymarriage Change image and share on social
I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.' Jenny Eclair deathdieheadstone Change image and share on social
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls. Jenny Eclair curldeadhair Change image and share on social
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect. Jenny Eclair abyssadmireback Change image and share on social
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart. Jenny Eclair comedygodheart Change image and share on social
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo. Jenny Eclair badboobreakfast Change image and share on social
Moderation is never something I've been good at. Jenny Eclair goodhavemoderation Change image and share on social
I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic. Jenny Eclair attentioncomicplan Change image and share on social
I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with. Jenny Eclair commonlotpeople Change image and share on social
I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. Jenny Eclair cryfacegrumpy Change image and share on social
