The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised. Jenny Eclair convincedreadfulexpectation share on social
I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. Jenny Eclair boardcompleteiron Change image and share on social
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. Jenny Eclair contenteatfiber Change image and share on social
I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise. Jenny Eclair abidecandlehackle Change image and share on social
I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere. Jenny Eclair feltfloggut Change image and share on social
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. Jenny Eclair backberlinengland Change image and share on social
I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice. Jenny Eclair badcompetitivehero Change image and share on social
I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face. Jenny Eclair facehathave Change image and share on social
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem. Jenny Eclair bitedeckdecker Change image and share on social
I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age. Jenny Eclair agebackgroundbadly Change image and share on social
