Top 53 Quotes by Jenny Eclair

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.