I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.' Jenny Eclair deathdieheadstone Change image and share on social
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls. Jenny Eclair curldeadhair Change image and share on social
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. Jenny Eclair contenteatfiber Change image and share on social
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. Jenny Eclair comedygenderissue Change image and share on social
I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere. Jenny Eclair feltfloggut Change image and share on social
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet. Jenny Eclair agentfashiongood Change image and share on social
If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track. Jenny Eclair barbeachbeat Change image and share on social
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. Jenny Eclair backberlinengland Change image and share on social
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair bawlbeatfart Change image and share on social
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem. Jenny Eclair bitedeckdecker Change image and share on social