Top 53 Quotes by Jenny Eclair

I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.

I can't sing.

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.