I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes board complete iron
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair bawlbeatfart Change image and share on social
My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! Jenny Eclair bossybrotherold Change image and share on social
I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh. Jenny Eclair booshcomicfemale Change image and share on social
Bacteria mineralized the rocks; they deposited the iron. They made the geology we see. Bonnie Bassler bacteriumdepositgeology Change image and share on social
Short stories are my favorite art form. A good one is compact and complete, a telling little slice of life, capturing a moment in time that - for the character - defines her, changes her, is the tipping point for all that will follow. Ellen Klages artcapturecharacter share on social
A board of directors that cannot produce reliable audited financial statements for almost seven years simply should not remain in office. Dilip Shanghvi auditboarddirector Change image and share on social
