I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes board complete iron
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair bawlbeatfart Change image and share on social
My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! Jenny Eclair bossybrotherold Change image and share on social
Moderation is never something I've been good at. Jenny Eclair goodhavemoderation Change image and share on social
A board of directors that cannot produce reliable audited financial statements for almost seven years simply should not remain in office. Dilip Shanghvi auditboarddirector Change image and share on social
Short stories are my favorite art form. A good one is compact and complete, a telling little slice of life, capturing a moment in time that - for the character - defines her, changes her, is the tipping point for all that will follow. Ellen Klages artcapturecharacter share on social
Bacteria mineralized the rocks; they deposited the iron. They made the geology we see. Bonnie Bassler bacteriumdepositgeology Change image and share on social
