I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes glass short sight
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair bawlbeatfart Change image and share on social
My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! Jenny Eclair bossybrotherold Change image and share on social
I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face. Jenny Eclair facehathave Change image and share on social
It got to the point where most of my time went toward writing novels. I would still occasionally write short stories, but only when I was commissioned by an editor to write for a themed anthology or special issue. Tim Pratt anthologycommissioneditor share on social
Set your sights high, the higher the better. Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. Realize that nothing is too good. Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way. Eileen Caddy absolutelyexpectfuture share on social
