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Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the parents would invest their money wisely because they're smart. And people like me would just go buy candy. Jen Kirkman assumebuycandy share on social
I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics. Jen Kirkman bamfordcomicmale Change image and share on social
Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. Jen Kirkman bigchildcommitment Change image and share on social
I am a big one for subtlety and empathy. My dad was softly spoken and didn't carry his honours and accomplishments for everyone to see. Kyle MacLachlan accomplishmentbigcarry Change image and share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social
In 1979, the Supreme Court ruled 5-3 in Smith v. Maryland that a few days' worth of phone records for a single individual were not protected by the Fourth Amendment. The NSA today, though, collects hundreds of millions of phone records from hundreds of millions of Americans without an individualized warrant. Rand Paul amendmentamericancollect share on social