It's up to comedians to shine the light on what's wrong in the world, and we don't want things swept under the rug. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian light rug
Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk. Jeff Ross feedguyimagine Change image and share on social
I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time. Jeff Ross backdevelopdrop Change image and share on social
It's the wrong time for us to be pulling the rug out from under American exporters. Rob Portman americanexporterpull Change image and share on social
Sometimes you see films, not just science fiction films, where you get the sense that if the camera were to pan just to the left or the right, all of a sudden you'd be seeing light stands and crew standing around. But with 'Blade Runner,' the beauty of it is that it felt like a real, breathing city. Duncan Jones beautybladebreathe share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social