You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes mes pocket kill
I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time. Jeff Ross hangdevelopkid Change image and share on social
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean. Jeff Ross squeakyhumoredgy Change image and share on social
When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact. Jeff Ross tearypartcomedian Change image and share on social
My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em. Loretta Lynn simplemesman Change image and share on social
If the Administration does nothing, high gasoline prices will continue to increasingly burden our economy, taking millions of dollars out of the hands of families and putting it straight into the pockets of OPEC. Byron Dorgan economyincreasinglyhigh share on social
It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up. Ginnifer Goodwin killsituationbreak Change image and share on social
