I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David. Jeff Garlin comfortabledavidfunny Change image and share on social
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. Jeff Garlin cellphoneevilgood Change image and share on social
Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really enjoy acting. Jeff Garlin actchayefskydirect Change image and share on social
The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing. Jeff Garlin audiencedemandlisten Change image and share on social
I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families. Jeff Garlin avoidfamilyhave Change image and share on social
I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work. Jeff Garlin actcarecreative Change image and share on social
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. Jeff Garlin challengeclimbmountain Change image and share on social
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't. Jeff Garlin actorbadcare share on social
I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me. Jeff Garlin chicagohugeinfluence Change image and share on social
I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies. Jeff Garlin freakgreatlove Change image and share on social