The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing. Jeff Garlin audiencedemandlisten Change image and share on social
I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families. Jeff Garlin avoidfamilyhave Change image and share on social
I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work. Jeff Garlin actcarecreative Change image and share on social
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. Jeff Garlin beingdifferentlyfunny Change image and share on social
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. Jeff Garlin challengeclimbmountain Change image and share on social
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't. Jeff Garlin actorbadcare share on social
I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me. Jeff Garlin chicagohugeinfluence Change image and share on social
As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money. Jeff Garlin individualmoneypodcast Change image and share on social
I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies. Jeff Garlin freakgreatlove Change image and share on social
I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting. Jeff Garlin conversationinterestminute Change image and share on social
