Top 30 Quotes by Jeff Garlin

I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families.

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.

I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.

I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies.