My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate. Jeff Garlin baseballbasketballgame Change image and share on social
Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them! Jeff Garlin meettalentedwrite Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week. Jeff Garlin retireroadstand Change image and share on social
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not. Jeff Garlin analyzeborecomedy Change image and share on social
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine! Jeff Garlin chilldirteat Change image and share on social
I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater. Jeff Garlin commercialdisrespectfilmgoer Change image and share on social
Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes. Jeff Garlin billearlyimitate Change image and share on social
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. Jeff Garlin audiencebeingcomedian Change image and share on social
In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline. Jeff Garlin generallyimproviseoutline Change image and share on social
Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good. Jeff Garlin directfavoritegood Change image and share on social
