Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine! Jeff Garlin chilldirteat Change image and share on social
As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money. Jeff Garlin individualmoneypodcast Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week. Jeff Garlin retireroadstand Change image and share on social
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not. Jeff Garlin analyzeborecomedy Change image and share on social
I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting. Jeff Garlin conversationinterestminute Change image and share on social
I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater. Jeff Garlin commercialdisrespectfilmgoer Change image and share on social
Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good. Jeff Garlin directfavoritegood Change image and share on social
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. Jeff Garlin baseballchesscomparable Change image and share on social
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean. Jeff Garlin bigcleanheavy Change image and share on social
Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes. Jeff Garlin billearlyimitate Change image and share on social