The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those 'difficult' letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y. Jeff Dunham differentlydifficultforgoe share on social
I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. Jeff Dunham jokemacintoshnut Change image and share on social
I taught myself computer. Then Macintosh came along, and it became a really bad addiction. If I wasn't in show business, I'd have pocket protectors growing out of my chest. I do everything on it. It's kinda sick. Jeff Dunham addictionbadbusiness share on social
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit. Jeff Dunham bathroombookchristmas share on social
It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. Jeff Dunham amazeequalguy share on social
There are not that many ventriloquists out there who build their own characters. I love that because they are uniquely mine. Jeff Dunham buildcharacterlove Change image and share on social
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things. Jeff Dunham audiencecomedianfilter Change image and share on social
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Jeff Dunham birthdaydifficultevent Change image and share on social
I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. Jeff Dunham audiencelaughmajority Change image and share on social
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech. Jeff Dunham addictblackchristian share on social
