I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes joke macintosh nut
I think there's a lot of, unfortunately, unfunny ventriloquists out there, so they've got a bad rap. It came after Edgar Bergen because everybody had a little cheeky boy dummy like Charlie McCarthy, and everybody decided to become a ventriloquist because Bergen had popularized it. He brought it back from the doldrums of vaudeville. Jeff Dunham backbadbergen share on social
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. Jeff Dunham amazinglybadfunny Change image and share on social
A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage, and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show. Jeff Dunham backhavelib Change image and share on social
I don't think parents can protect their kids in this media-nut culture. Dick Van Dyke culturekidmedium Change image and share on social
I believe the mobile OS market will play out very similarly to Windows and Macintosh, with Android in the role of Windows. And so, if you want to be in front of the largest number of users, you need to be on Android. Fred Wilson androidfrontlarge share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social