I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist. Jeff Dunham audiencedeadlaugh Change image and share on social
I'm not trying to teach anybody anything, I'm not trying to say anything, I have no political motive whatsoever. My motive is just the big laugh. Jeff Dunham biglaughmotive Change image and share on social
As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark. Jeff Dunham darkfearhuman Change image and share on social
But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism. Jeff Dunham learnmechanicnormal Change image and share on social
Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that most people could laugh at - that all ages and demographics could laugh at. Jeff Dunham agebanquetchurch share on social
My parents never discouraged me. There were a couple times when my dad criticized a couple things that I did, but it was nothing. So through the bad shows, I never wanted to quit. Jeff Dunham badcouplecriticize Change image and share on social
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech. Jeff Dunham addictblackchristian share on social
Math? Forget about it. If I add four plus eight plus six, I have to count on my fingers. I guess I'm hooked up differently. Jeff Dunham addcountdifferently Change image and share on social
I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. Jeff Dunham jokemacintoshnut Change image and share on social