Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

To me, the biggest surprise is that Google still functions despite the explosion in the number of sites.

I'm really anti-option, so computers have been my nightmare with recording. I don't want endless tracks; I want less tracks. I want decisions to be made.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.