Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I'm really anti-option, so computers have been my nightmare with recording. I don't want endless tracks; I want less tracks. I want decisions to be made.

To me, the biggest surprise is that Google still functions despite the explosion in the number of sites.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.