Jack Black

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.

As a writer, I try to do different things, but I'm not going to become a darker artist or turn into Radiohead overnight. I don't think that's my style.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.