My children are magical creatures and I love them to death. Jack Black childcreaturedeath Change image and share on social
With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation. Jack Black actbrainbrainchild Change image and share on social
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Jack Black butterjellymake Change image and share on social
When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world. Jack Black delusionfastguy share on social
I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses. Jack Black cheesedropfitty Change image and share on social
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. Jack Black 70sbackbad share on social
When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD. Jack Black badmoviequietly Change image and share on social
The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways. Jack Black bradchallengehard Change image and share on social
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. Jack Black foolkidking Change image and share on social
