Jack Black

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.

If the Russian nuclear arsenal was fired at the United States and other targets, and we fired back at them with thousands of nuclear weapons, it would be the end of life on earth.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

If you want to fight against a declining trend, you've got to have a much bigger bazooka.