My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny argumentdivorceforty Change image and share on social
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny arthritisawarddeserve Change image and share on social
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. Jack Benny carryinsuranceprudential Change image and share on social
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny agecasematter Change image and share on social
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. Jack Benny cutfortyham Change image and share on social
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny airbeautifulclub Change image and share on social
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Jack Benny knowpausespeak Change image and share on social
