I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes arthritis award deserve
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny argumentdivorceforty Change image and share on social
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. Jack Benny cutfortyham Change image and share on social
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Jack Benny knowpausespeak Change image and share on social
I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable. Pat Morita academyactoraward Change image and share on social
I've separated my shoulder and my collarbone; I've messed up my knee a million times. I've broken my foot in several places. I've broken my toe a bunch, broken my nose a couple of times, and had a bunch of other annoying little injuries, like turf toe and arthritis and tendonitis. It's part of the game. Ronda Rousey annoyarthritisbreak share on social
Terrorists are not 100 feet tall. Nor do they deserve the abject fear they seek to instill. John O. Brennan abjectdeservefear Change image and share on social