Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself. J. B. Smoove challengechangeentertain share on social
Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker. J. B. Smoove backbouncebrain Change image and share on social
I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures. J. B. Smoove actpaintpicture Change image and share on social
Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print. J. B. Smoove blogentertainmentgood Change image and share on social
Oh, yeah, I've seen 'Seinfeld' 1,000 times. J. B. Smoove 000haveseinfeld Change image and share on social
I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage. J. B. Smoove easyfindguy Change image and share on social
You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. J. B. Smoove hamburgerhotdogtong Change image and share on social
I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious. J. B. Smoove bigexpressionfacial Change image and share on social
When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage. J. B. Smoove babysitdosagekid Change image and share on social
