I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics. J. B. Smoove dabblepolitictalk Change image and share on social
For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place. J. B. Smoove findlifemove Change image and share on social
I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat. J. B. Smoove coateuropeangood Change image and share on social
I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people. J. B. Smoove acceptdealdude Change image and share on social
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. J. B. Smoove amazefastfunny Change image and share on social
I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers. J. B. Smoove bullchasecinnabons Change image and share on social
When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this dude. He was on a TV show called 'Fridays,' and man, he was tall and lanky - and I was tall and lanky. I love physical comedy, and he was a physical comedian, and I said, 'Man, I love this guy.' J. B. Smoove agobigcall share on social
I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima. J. B. Smoove blackflaggrind Change image and share on social
To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has. J. B. Smoove climbcomicfavorite share on social
I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer. J. B. Smoove barbuttonclub Change image and share on social