'The ruckus' is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time. J. B. Smoove builddealexperience Change image and share on social
You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day. J. B. Smoove bathclotheday Change image and share on social
If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. J. B. Smoove askboscomin Change image and share on social
You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over. J. B. Smoove gottaimprovimprovise Change image and share on social
I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going! J. B. Smoove cutdressface Change image and share on social
I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that. J. B. Smoove comfortablefeelflip Change image and share on social
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? J. B. Smoove contortionistladyman Change image and share on social
When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth. J. B. Smoove backboomerangdirectly share on social
I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me. J. B. Smoove blogchancedie share on social
I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit. J. B. Smoove bitebrainclub share on social