I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me. J. B. Smoove blogchancedie share on social
I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics. J. B. Smoove dabblepolitictalk Change image and share on social
For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place. J. B. Smoove findlifemove Change image and share on social
If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. J. B. Smoove askboscomin Change image and share on social
I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat. J. B. Smoove coateuropeangood Change image and share on social
I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people. J. B. Smoove acceptdealdude Change image and share on social
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. J. B. Smoove amazefastfunny Change image and share on social
I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory. J. B. Smoove arenabackday share on social
It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.' J. B. Smoove personpootierace Change image and share on social
