All Quotes

If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.
‐‐ Janet Jackson

If I wasn't so insecure about myself I wouldn't work as hard as I do. I am constantly seeking approval.
‐‐ Jonathan Rhys Meyers

If I wasn't the head of a studio, who would talk to me?
‐‐ Harry Cohn

If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.
‐‐ Judy Gold

If I wasn't writing poems I'd be washing my hands all the time.
‐‐ Sherman Alexie

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
‐‐ Andy Samberg

If I watch 'Gone With the Wind,' I always find it interesting. I think, 'What's going to happen next? What's that character going to do?' But you know, you never really need to watch the films you made again. They stay inside you, always with you.
‐‐ Olivia De Havilland

If I watch something, I want to be wondering what is going to happen next; I want to be engaged in a way that makes me ask questions and think about how I can relate myself to the characters and the issues that are there. But if it's just fluff, and everything is spelt out, I find it difficult to concentrate.
‐‐ Ewen Bremner

If I wear a dress that I bought from a street vendor in Bali on a red carpet, it's a way of bringing my travels with me.
‐‐ Serinda Swan

If I wear bright colors or something, I'll tie all my hair back. I don't want to look too like 'Girls Next Door.'
‐‐ Sophie Monk

If I wear make-up, then people recognise me, but the rest of the time, no one really bothers.
‐‐ Michelle Ryan

If I welcomed people into my lovely home every week in the pages of a magazine, they'd soon see how incredibly dull it is. It's important to maintain a bit of mystique.
‐‐ Kevin McCloud

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
‐‐ Mike Myers

If I went crazy and tried to make pop music, my band wouldn't record it! I love them too much to do that.
‐‐ Leon Bridges

If I went for too long without writing, I would start to feel like something inside me was dying.
‐‐ Evangeline Lilly

If I went in to pitch this show to a network, I would be laughed out of the room.
‐‐ Pat Sajak

If I went into politics, it's because I grew up in a political atmosphere.
‐‐ Marion Marechal-Le Pen

If I went on 'American Idol,' I would definitely be kicked out immediately.
‐‐ Grimes

If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer.
‐‐ Travis Fimmel

If I went out in killer heels and full makeup, blow dry, the whole thing - anyone dressed up like that could be intimidating to men and women, really. It's so, look at me. Do you know what I mean? But I love women.
‐‐ Rachel Weisz

If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session. I've always thought that I do have a number of issues that probably need dealing with, because I am quite odd in some ways.
‐‐ Simon Cowell

If I went to a regular job, if I was a secretary or something, I'd want to look good. I'd dress up for that part.
‐‐ Alana Blanchard

If I went to somewhere busy, I wouldn't last very long. I can't go to a museum - I'll last 10 or 15 minutes in a museum. The problem is that when one person asks for a photograph, then someone sees a flash goes off, then everyone else sort of... it's sort of like a domino effect.
‐‐ Emma Watson

If I went to them all dressed up and flashed a nice smile for the cameras it would probably be easier for me to get work. But I just can't tolerate it.
‐‐ Charlie Hunnam

If I went to work in a factory the first thing I'd do is join a union.
‐‐ Franklin D. Roosevelt

If I were a 40-year-old woman, 40-to-50, I'd want to be getting my mammograms. They catch cancers, and cancer is very curable if you catch it early.
‐‐ Ann Romney

If I were a black liberal, I would be hailed, I guess. But I'm not. I mean, I think for myself. I want to make my own decisions.
‐‐ Clarence Thomas

If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.
‐‐ Michael Moore

If I were a carpenter, I'd find a way to empower using that skill. I'm using as much as God has given - my mind, my voice, my heart, my art forms. This is the highest form of expression on the planet from God, to me, to you.
‐‐ Avery Brooks

If I were a child of Tibet or of Arabia, I suspect the path I'd walk would be the Buddhist path or the Muslim path. And I don't mind saying that I don't invalidate any of those paths.
‐‐ John Shelby Spong

If I were a Chinese dissident, I'd be grateful that Cisco had helped bring the Internet to China, but I'd also be outraged that Cisco may have helped the cops keep me under surveillance and catch me trying to organize protest activities.
‐‐ Rebecca MacKinnon

If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I'd claim it was forced on our country by a sinister international organization.
‐‐ P. J. O'Rourke

If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood sausage.
‐‐ Ferran Adria

If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.'
‐‐ Horatio Sanz

If I were a doctor, I would prescribe that you addict yourself deeply and irrevocably to music and never, ever seek cure outside of more music. It really is the best drug available.
‐‐ Henry Rollins

If I were a girl, I always like Chanel. It's so stylish and timeless. So I like Karl Lagerfeld a lot.
‐‐ Tiesto

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
‐‐ Robert Graves

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. The super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing.
‐‐ Donald Trump

If I were a man, I'd be allowed to play roles that were compelling and drove an audience to an emotional response.
‐‐ Amber Heard

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
‐‐ Ryan Stiles

If I were a Negro, I'd be fighting, as Martin Luther King fought, for human recognition and justice. I'd rather go down with my flag flying. If you're weak or crippled, or you can't speak out or fight back in some way, then people don't hesitate to treat you badly.
‐‐ Abraham Maslow

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.
‐‐ Shaquille O'Neal

If I were a Palestinian of the right age, I'd eventually join one of the terrorist organizations.
‐‐ Ehud Barak

If I were a rock star, I'd design my own clothes. I'd do it because that's the mark of a true rock star.
‐‐ Shawn Amos

If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory.
‐‐ Charles Spurgeon

If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.
‐‐ Harrison Ford

If I were a strategically minded person, I think I would have a far different career.
‐‐ Nicole Kidman

If I were a woman, I'd simply refuse to speak to any man or do anything for men until I'd got the vote.
‐‐ George Bernard Shaw

If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don't believe in it.
‐‐ Karl Lagerfeld