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Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet. Pat Sajak attachbodybull share on social
That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one. Pat Sajak findinfluencetrouble Change image and share on social
Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user. Pat Sajak giantheavyspin Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
One of the reasons MSNBC is plummeting is that I, not long ago, refused to play any content from them. I figured, why? I mean, it's genuine depraved partisan politics insanity, genuine extremist radical ignoramuses on that network. Rush Limbaugh agocontentdeprave share on social
I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see. Patton Oswalt bookcomeearly Change image and share on social
