Mike Myers

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.