Top 498 Humor Quotes

I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.

To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor.

There's such an odd, eclectic group of people that make up the town of Plymouth, New Hampshire. I don't think I could avoid not coming out of there with a pretty good sense of humor.