Top 498 Humor Quotes

Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject.

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things.

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.

Sense of humor. A girl who doesn't take themselves too seriously. And someone who is spontaneous. They're the three things for me that really attract me to a girl.

The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book of Proverbs doesn't quite say.

I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.

Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.