Top 498 Humor Quotes

Puns are a form of humor with words.

I was a timid little guy when I was a kid. I used humor as a defense; I became the class clown. But deep inside, I felt real vulnerable.

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but maybe I'm better known for drama.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.