Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. Robert Collier continuallydifferenceeventually share on social
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. Tracy Morgan bastehumoroven Change image and share on social
Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can. Joss Whedon closehumorpossibly Change image and share on social
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. Flip Wilson cardfunhalf Change image and share on social
My dad read, I think, the Perry Mason mysteries and Zane Grey and some humor compendiums... And then at one point, the bookmobile started coming to town. That was really cool. I mean, that was when I read my first Raymond Carver story. I think that was probably 1969 or so. I must have been 13. Tom Drury bookmobilecarvercome share on social
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. Robert Benchley analyzehumorhumorless Change image and share on social
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us. Robert Klein alivecomedyfunny Change image and share on social
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.' Kevin Hart daddaughterhumor Change image and share on social
With reporting, if you work hard, you can usually pull something out. But writing humor doesn't respond to working hard, necessarily. I mean, you could just sit there and look at the page all day and maybe something will come. Ian Frazier dayhardhumor share on social
People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor. Ian Frazier adaptdeephumor Change image and share on social