Top 498 Humor Quotes

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

John Ratzenberger

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Paul Mooney

I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke.

I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke.

Jason Statham

A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

Sid Caesar

There is humor in the darkest of moments - People who I have loved and passed away, and very high stake situations where you can't help but laugh. I think that's very human.

There is humor in the darkest of moments - People who I have loved and passed away, and very high stake situations where you can't help but laugh. I think that's very human.

Rose McIver

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

Matthew Perry

It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too challenging. Don't get me wrong - the humor and ideas are often sophisticated - but the books aren't hard to read. I wanted kids who hate reading to find these books irresistible.

Dav Pilkey

I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.

I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.

Dick Cavett

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