There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes door finally girl
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Henny Youngman costdivorcejewish Change image and share on social
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman cookdresskill Change image and share on social
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman bottledrinkeighty Change image and share on social
I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way. Scarlett Johansson determinegirlhave Change image and share on social
At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and their families at the time. I was turning into Mary Poppins because I had to do something for these kids who have nowhere to go. So my house was the school for two years. Jenny McCarthy autisticchilddoor share on social
We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be! Alan Vega agoaustinclub Change image and share on social