Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.