Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

In all animation, if it's done quickly, you'll know it. And if you're very slow and careful with it, it's going to look a little more beautiful. It's just compressing time into seconds.

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.