The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes accept answer reason
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin electricitylightningorganize Change image and share on social
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin groupguymember Change image and share on social
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin amountcausedeath Change image and share on social
To ask questions can become the laziest and wobbliest occupation of a mind, but when you must yourself answer the problem that you have posed, you will meditate your question with care and frame it with precision. James Stephens answercareframe share on social
I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored. Armand Deutsch boreconvincedodger Change image and share on social
If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality. George Weinberg acceptactbox Change image and share on social