George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

The thrill of acting is making a character real. Modeling is the opposite of real. It's being fake in front of the camera.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.