I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the quality, not the quantity. Garry Shandling feellifeman Change image and share on social
I enjoy 'The Apprentice' and the one that's called 'Take My Life' and the other one called 'Stop Hitting Me.' Garry Shandling apprenticecallenjoy Change image and share on social
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Garry Shandling dateevidentlyunaware Change image and share on social
Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can feel better. Thich Nhat Hanh is a special man who has helped millions with their suffering with incredible technique. But he doesn't know real suffering, because he has not dated as much as I have. Garry Shandling datedealfeel share on social
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker attitudes would not play. You would have a one-dimensional, cynical show, which I don't think the show was. Garry Shandling attitudecynicaldark share on social
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. Garry Shandling airbagpracticesafe Change image and share on social
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out. Garry Shandling fascinatefatherjudge share on social
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. Garry Shandling askcuriousfunny share on social
I have this very abstract idea in my head. I wouldn't even want to call it stand-up, because stand-up conjures in one's mind a comedian with a microphone standing onstage under a spotlight telling jokes to an audience. The direction I'm going in is eventually, you won't know if it's a joke or not. Garry Shandling abstractaudiencecall share on social