I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes laugh people vocabulary
People don't know how to behave in public anymore. Gallagher anymorebehavepeople Change image and share on social
I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em. Gallagher firegovernmentoverthrow Change image and share on social
I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use of language. I do try to have my own standards: I don't do everything the audience wants, and I do try to surprise them. Gallagher audiencebluecomic share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
I know more about what it's like to be elderly and infirm and kind of stupid, the way you get forgetful, but on the other hand I'm a littler, wiser, dare we say? The word 'wisdom' has kind of faded out of our vocabulary, but yeah, I'm a little wiser. John Updike dareelderlyfade share on social
