I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fire government overthrow
People don't know how to behave in public anymore. Gallagher anymorebehavepeople Change image and share on social
I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use of language. I do try to have my own standards: I don't do everything the audience wants, and I do try to surprise them. Gallagher audiencebluecomic share on social
I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice. Gallagher abnormalcomedianlaugh Change image and share on social
If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not. Marco Rubio burncompromisecountry Change image and share on social
The government has once again made the right socially acceptable. Elfriede Jelinek acceptablegovernmentmake Change image and share on social
We have not overthrown the divine right of kings to fall down for the divine right of experts. Harold MacMillan divineexpertfall Change image and share on social